ndimfuna yonke indawo.
Ngaphandle kokukhanya okungalunganga, yonke into ilungile kakhulu! Ngaphandle kokuba ngewusebenzise iimpundu zomfazi. Kodwa uyabona ukuba le ndoda yayaneliseka kukuthatha eli nenekazi lize lizifumanele ngokwakhe! Kodwa mhlawumbi ukhe wathatha ixesha lokuphumla aze ahambe okwesibini?
Ukukhangela amadoda amabini ngesondo esinomdla
Ewe, i-negro ilungile kuqoqosho, ndingathi ingaphezulu kancinci. Indlela laa blonde uhlupheka ngayo wayigqiba yonke loo nto. Andiyazi into ayenzayo kuye, ukhulu kakhulu, ngokucacileyo ukwi-steroids))) Unokuhlala njani nento enjalo. Kubi, umfazi wakhe olihlwempu. Ndiyazibuza ukuba ngaba bonke banazo? Kubonakala ngathi inxulumene nehlelo. Ewe, ividiyo ngokuqinisekileyo iyamangalisa, kuninzi ekufuneka kujongwe.
Mntundini, uziphatha njengepimp.
Indoda isigodo
Ewe, akabonakali njengoMormoni, ukhangeleka kakhulu kwaye ulungiswe kakuhle. Kodwa amantombazana ehuka mahle ngokwenene. Ngesizathu esithile ndandithanda umnyama kakhulu, nangona ukhangeleka njenge-simpleton, kunye nokugqithisa, ngokuchasene ne-blonde efana ne-model-like look. Kodwa ungumntu wasekhaya. Babenokuvana naloo Mormoni. Ewe, kwaye uyanya ekugqibeleni kakuhle. Omnye uMormon, owayehleli esitulweni ephulula amaphambili ixesha lonke, endaweni yokuba azibandakanye, wayehlekisa.
Yiza, wena!
Enjani yona i-nimrod! Kwangoko umzukulwana ewufihle umcondo wakhe wawusepha. Wayelungile ukuba amnike i-squirt emlonyeni wakhe - akukho nto yokwenza ibhinqa elidala elihle.
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
Kwaye ukuba akenzi njalo, ungamfeketha njani?